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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: May 17, 2007 09:05:57 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I am man, hear me roar!
I am man, hear me roar!
After having sex fifteen times last night, my wiener sure is sore.
My wife wants lots of sex and she likes it rough.
We do it over and over, she can't get enough.
 
She never gets tired, it's too much for my poor little penis to take.
We've done it over ten thousand times, I wish she'd give me a break.
I am man, hear me roar!
I wish my wife would leave, I can't take anymore.
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Comment By: FreeJessica on May 17, 2007 07:23:23 PM Report
Lol, almost sounds too familiar. Well done and thanks for the laugh!

Jess





 


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