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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 3 Comments
Date Added: May 15, 2007 09:05:26 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I'm suing the doctor who delivered me
I'm suing the doctor who delivered me in 1971.
He'll have to file for bankruptcy when I'm done.
I'm suing him because he spanked me.
When I take all of his money, he won't thank me.
I don't remember but that spanking probably hurt.
He had his hand on my butt so he must be a pervert.
The doctor is very unhappy because he's being sued.
My mom says I'm a moron who has no gratitude.
Everybody I talk to calls me a dummy.
I may be stupid but at least I'll have money.
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on May 15, 2007 10:08:31 AM Report
In today's world, you could probably WIN that $$$$  !!!

 

Lady Dragonwyck

Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on May 15, 2007 09:34:02 AM Report
LOL! Clever and very funny, Joe
Comment By: Freesherry wilbur on May 15, 2007 09:30:00 AM Report
how hillariously darling. love this poem very much certainly put a smile on my face. hugs sherry




 


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