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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: May 12, 2007 10:05:52 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Five finger discount
While we were shopping, you tried to steal a bracelet that was worth a lot.
But before you could get out of the store, you got caught.
They thought I was an accessory so they prosecuted me as well.
I'm mad because you got me arrested so you can go to hell.
 
This incident has caused me a great deal of grief.
My girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm a thief.
You may not realize it but stealing is a sin.
It will be a cold day in hell when I go shopping with you again.
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Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on January 21, 2008 08:27:25 PM Report
Someone snagged two "accessories" in one foul swoop. No doubt you won't make that same mistake again!

 

~Barbara~





 


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