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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 3 Comments
Date Added: April 29, 2007 11:04:46 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Old video game systems
My son asked me for a video game system so I gave him my old Atari.
When he kicked me in the nuts, I sure was sorry.
Last week I bought him an Intellivision.
That turned out not to be a good decision.
He taped a cherry bomb to my balls while I was sleeping.
The tremendous pain woke me up and I started weeping.
Yesterday I bought him a Colecovision and it was something that I'd regret.
He posted pictures of my tiny wiener on the internet.
Today I bought him what he wanted, a Playstation 3.
I'm glad that I bought it because there's no telling what else he would've done to me.
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Comment By: FreeThe Mystic Poet on April 29, 2007 06:33:00 PM Report
Hey, i own an Atari, and alot of those older systems. I'm only 24...tee hee
Comment By: FreeJoe Petro on April 29, 2007 12:43:40 PM Report
Ask him if he's interested in a Pong I have for sale. Hilarious Randy. I've been around to play them all, and when it comes down to it, Monopoly was better. jp
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on April 29, 2007 12:09:36 PM Report
Randy:  wow -- you know about Atari???  WOW!!!!

I dont know about this being fictional -- sounds like what I would TRY -- though I HOPE the retaliations were fictional!!!  Cute funny write!!!


Lady D


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