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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: April 26, 2007 09:04:05 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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A bird shit in my hair
I went to a job interview after a bird shit in my hair.
Shit was all over the top of my head and I didn't know it was there.
I wondered why the people were laughing when I went to the job interview.
I didn't get the job because my hair was covered with poo.
Nobody told me that I had shit in my hair so I went like that on a date.
Needless to say it didn't go so great.
She didn't want a second date, that couldn't be more clearer.
I pissed all over myself when I got home and looked in a mirror.
I got really mad and I had a fit.
I've washed my hair five times and it still smells like shit.
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeS on May 2, 2007 10:01:40 AM Report
oh man quality shit right there
Comment By: FreeGlata on April 26, 2007 09:57:44 AM Report
Sounds like you live near an area where seagulls or pidgeons reside....This was too funny! I just hope that it was a made-up write!!!

Grins and hugs...

Glata





 


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