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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: April 05, 2007 10:04:03 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Cat the Bounty Hunter
I'm a bounty hunter and my name is Cat.
But people don't give a man respect with a name like that.
I called myself Dog at first but I didn't realize that name was stolen.
The real dog beat me senseless and my face is still swollen.
Bailjumpers always kick my ass when I try to bring them in.
I made a pass at Dog's wife and he beat the hell out of me again.
When I tried to bring a man in yesterday, he hit me in the balls with a bat.
He hit them so hard that he mashed them flat.
They look like two tiny pancakes and they're bruised.
Being a bounty hunter wasn't a good career for me to choose.
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Comment By: FreeS on April 5, 2007 02:12:36 PM Report
hahahhahahah

 

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