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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: March 29, 2007 08:03:26 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I'm stuck in this elevator with a dead man and he smells very bad.
I have to get out of here before I go mad.
I've been in this elevator for two days, it's not pretty in here.
The stench is so bad that it has reduced me to tears.
People are ignoring me, I know they've heard me shout.
Will I have to become a cannibal if I can't get out?
If you're wondering if this has been a pleasant experience, the answer is no.
If I can't get out, maybe I can start jumping up and down and make this elevator plummet fifty-three stories below.
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Comment By: FreeS on April 5, 2007 02:20:38 PM Report
Comment By: PremiumMoon Fairy on March 29, 2007 09:04:36 AM Report
Thats not how I would want to be an elevator with a dead body.
Kewl write!


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