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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: March 21, 2007 14:03:21 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Biggest mouth in the south
My mother-in-law has the biggest mouth in the south.
She keeps talking and she won't shut her mouth.
My remote control can mute my TV, I wish it could mute her as well.
Living in the same house with her is like living in hell.
She has the temper of a bull and the face of a sow.
She eats all of our food and she's as big as a cow.
She criticizes me everyday and that's not fair.
Every time she takes a seat, she breaks the chair.
Yesterday I shaved my head because the bitch gave me lice.
I'll give you anything if you can get her to leave, you just name the price.
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Comments:
Comment By: PremiumVizualEnsemble on March 22, 2007 06:13:01 AM Report
I never met a Mother-in-law that I liked, honestly!!

I vowed I would never be the nosey biddy mother in

law when my girls got married..I have a son in law

now and we get along just great, for I am like a mother to

him, not a Mother-in law........I truly believe Hell was

created by Mother-in-laws LOL....thanks for the humor :).

~Penny~

Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on March 21, 2007 02:03:20 PM Report

Hahaha...........well,  ----- hahaha ---- all mother-in-law are certainly a joy!!!!


 


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