My mother-in-law has the biggest mouth in the south.
She keeps talking and she won't shut her mouth.
My remote control can mute my TV, I wish it could mute her as well.
Living in the same house with her is like living in hell.
She has the temper of a bull and the face of a sow.
She eats all of our food and she's as big as a cow.
She criticizes me everyday and that's not fair.
Every time she takes a seat, she breaks the chair.
Yesterday I shaved my head because the bitch gave me lice.
I'll give you anything if you can get her to leave, you just name the price.