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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 4 Comments
Date Added: March 15, 2007 13:03:08 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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A 94 year old woman kicked my ass
A 94 year old woman kicked my ass.
She beat the crap out of me and left me bleeding on the grass.
Every time I got up, she knocked me down again.
She beat me really hard and I sure as hell didn't win.
The fight started when she asked me to put out my cigar.
I told her that I'd shove it up her vagina and I guess I went too far.
When she got through beating me, I had lost most of my teeth.
Now people laugh at me and all I feel is grief.
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Comment By: FreeS on April 5, 2007 02:16:13 PM Report
dude i m at work laughing my ass off


Comment By: FreeCHRISSY on March 24, 2007 11:13:46 AM Report

lmao going to my favs for sure.

Comment By: FreeKaren Marrah on March 15, 2007 04:03:03 PM Report
Randy....this is hilarious. I needed a good laugh today. Thanks!


Comment By: FreeNicholas Ryan on March 15, 2007 02:00:11 PM Report
haha nice man lol


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