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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: March 14, 2007 07:03:35 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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He grabbed her hooters
I warned her not to give him a ride on the back of her scooter.
As she gave him the ride, he grabbed her hooters.
This caused her to wreck her new bike.
Her scooter got damaged and this was something she didn't like.
She grabbed a hatchet and put another crack in his butt.
Then she used her stungun to fry his nuts.
He couldn't have sex for two weeks because he had no feeling down there.
He missed the chance to sleep with a model and he's mad because he thinks it was unfair.
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Comment By: FreeS on June 27, 2007 09:13:59 AM Report
haha nice man


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