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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: March 13, 2007 07:03:26 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Those damn pigs feet
All I want is something good to eat.
But all you ever serve are pigs feet.
I can't stand how they taste.
You'd better get them out of my face.
Those damn pigs feet gave me the gout.
If you serve them again, I'll throw you out.
You served them yesterday and you got very mad.
They made me sick and I puked on your mom and dad.
Your parents swore never to come to our house again.
I'm free of your pigs feet and your parents so I guess I win.
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on March 13, 2007 10:23:11 AM Report
Randy:  a way to get rid of the in-laws???  Hmmm.......

 

Lady D

Comment By: FreeGraham Jones on March 13, 2007 08:55:58 AM Report
Glad to hear it I'm not a trotter fan, great humour.




 


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