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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: March 01, 2007 10:03:08 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Nascar driver
I'm a Nascar driver and I'm one of the best.
I always win and the losers are depressed.
I always come in first on racing day.
The other racers eat dust as I blow them away.
Last week a driver cussed me out bacause he came in last.
He's jealous of my car because it's really fast.
I challenged him to a fight but he won.
He put bruises on all of my body parts, even on my balls and my buns.
He was hitting, kicking, clawing and even biting.
I'm excellent at racing cars but I suck ass at fighting.
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Comment By: FreeShruti on March 19, 2007 04:04:35 AM Report
Haha, cute poem. Loved the last 3 lines, there's some magical power in the words bun and balls which never will let me grow up. Siiigh, tsk tsk, thankyou for reminding me :)
Comment By: FreeAdri on March 2, 2007 09:03:29 AM Report

Funny write!  The poem reminded me of the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby which is about Nascar.  I like this. 
Adri x


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