You were weird and you were squirrely.
You were the one and only Curly.
You broke millions of hearts when you died in 1952.
You've been dead for a long time but people still love you.
They originally wanted Shemp but couldn't have him so they used you instead.
To become a stooge, you had to shave your head.
You starred in more shows than Shemp or Joe.
Millions of people laughed when you got hit or poked by Moe.