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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 3 Comments
Date Added: February 22, 2007 15:02:12 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Old women make me horny Part 2
I've watched every episode of the Golden girls.
Those old broads really rock my world.
When I watch them, I get hot and sweaty.
I want to have oral sex with Estelle Getty.
I like Blanche, Rose and Dorothy too.
Those are four ladies who I really want to do.
A friend asked me to date women my own age but I will not.
I like women with gray hair, wrinkles, false teeth and liver spots.
Old broads are the only women who I date.
The Golden Girls is coming on so I'm going to masturbate.
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeGee on March 22, 2008 11:30:14 AM Report
Excellent! This is funny

Comment By: FreeS on June 27, 2007 09:15:41 AM Report
genius
Comment By: FreeCindy Bendel on February 22, 2007 10:48:06 PM Report
lol omg this is too funny . I have the twisted sense of humor for this one lol

~C.





 


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