I slept with my brother's wife and now he's getting a divorce.
He used me for a punching bag and I began to feel remorse.
I couldn't resist his wife when I saw her wearing that tight sweater.
My brother broke most of my bones and it took me months to get better.
When I told my brother that his wife is easy, he had a fit.
But you know she has to be easy because I weigh 600 pounds and I'm a man who has great big tits.
When I pinched a nurse's ass, her husband beat me up too and my body sure did ache.
If I ever have to fight another woman's husband, I'm going to make sure that he's someone I can take.