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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: February 09, 2007 10:02:23 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Virgin
When I was eight, I accidentally saw my aunt naked and now I'm scarred for life.
I've never been able to make love and I'll never have a wife.
My aunt weighs 600 pounds and she has three breasts.
Just remembering those sagging hooters gets me depressed.
I've seen ten girls naked but I never got an erection.
I can't get the image of my aunt's flabby ass out of my mind so those ladies got nothing from me but rejections.
I know that I'll never be able to have sex and it's really scary.
It's because of my aunt's flabby body and her legs that were dirty and hairy.
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Comments:
Comment By: PremiumBlake Hightdudis on February 9, 2007 10:53:18 AM Report
Hehehe I'm still laughing from this one good imagitive write.
Comment By: FreeGlata on February 9, 2007 10:36:32 AM Report
Ewwwww! Good heavens! What a mental image I'm getting! OMG this was sooo funny! Remind me to make sure my doors and windows are closed and locked!

Thanks for the morning's giggle!

Glata





 


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