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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: February 05, 2007 14:02:51 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Human generator
I was struck by lightning and now my body is electrified.
My body has tons of electricity inside.
I can power things just like a generator.
My wife is making me power all of her appliances and I really hate her.
She has her blender plugged into my nose and the oven plugged into my ass.
I cause a power surge whenever I pass gas.
She has the refrigerator and the toaster plugged into my ears.
Someone please help me, I can no longer stand it here.
This is very demeaning but she doesn't care how I feel.
I have to live in misery just so she won't have to pay an electric bill.
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on February 5, 2007 03:27:33 PM Report
Randy:  very cute write.  Interesting use for a husband, though.......

 

Lady D

Comment By: Freeleroy taylor fiddler lyon on February 5, 2007 02:44:16 PM Report
lol




 


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