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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: February 02, 2007 10:02:33 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Toupee or not toupee
I lost a lot of hair and I wore a toupee.
But a freak gust of wind blew it off my head yesterday.
I couldn't afford a new toupee so I wore my cat on my head.
I thought it would fool people but it made them laugh instead.
When I saw that people knew that my cat wasn't a toupee, my face turned red.
That darn cat scratched, bit and even shit on my head.
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Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on February 2, 2007 04:47:01 PM Report
Oh__my___ what an adventure that poor man had?? To funny... Hugs ~ She Whispers


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