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Author Name: Freeramonathompson 1 Comments
Date Added: February 01, 2007 16:02:50 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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He's Not A Boy, Never Gonna Be A Man

Parody of Britney Spear's I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman

Inspired by Kevin Federline

I used to think Kevin Federline was so damm hot
But now I know
He was a loser all along
Feels like this marriage is one big mistake
That's when I realize

He's not a boy, never gonna be a man
All the time in the world ain't gonna change that
Never would allow me a moment to be on my own
Would't stay away from the strippers and wine
He's not a boy, never gonna a man

There is no need to stay by his side
It's time that he learned to stand on his own

Without my money
Without my fame
To support him

I've seen so much more then he knows
So fans, watch for my tell all
In the Fall


He's not a boy
He's not a boy
Won't lie to me again
Never gonna be a man
I'm throwing all his stuff out onto the lawn today

All the time in the world won't change that
Never let me have a moment to be on my own
Would't stay away from the strippers and wine

Ooh yeah
Baby, just gotta sing one more time
Kevin Federline
He's not a boy
Never gonna be man
Never gonna
Never ever gonna be my man again

No, no, ooooh, ooooh, no

No, No, he won't..............

Ramona Thompson 2007


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Comment By: PremiumKaela on February 2, 2007 11:30:30 AM Report
This is actually really good, even though i'm guessing its not supposed to be a serious song, it still has good substance to it and is a bit catchy.  And the chorus is great, the song overall could be applied to a lot of situations and not just Britney's. Good write.


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