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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: January 31, 2007 10:01:47 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Get out of my house you bum!!
My rotten brother-in-law has been sleeping on my couch for six months.
It's not pleasing to live in the same house with a dunce.
He could move out if he was earning income.
But he hasn't looked for a job even once because he's a bum.
He dropped out of school in the third grade when he was seventeen.
He's the biggest dumbass I've ever seen.
With his amount of education, he could easily get a job at Burger King.
If he comes back without a job again, his ass is going to be in a sling.
He thinks he's earning his keep because he's cooking our meals.
But when I eat, I get a mouthful of hair because he's going bald and it makes me very ill.
He leaves his clothes laying all around, he's a slob.
I'll go to jail for murder if that bum doesn't get a job.
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Comments:
Comment By: PremiumVizualEnsemble on January 31, 2007 11:11:57 AM Report
Great write! And the sad part is there are many that will

be able to relate to this one dear. I know of people that have

experienced this. Although a serious matter at hand, you seem

to always make it funny. Thanks for the laughter.

~Penny~





 


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