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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: January 22, 2007 10:01:23 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Erin Moran and Stephanie Weir kicked my ass
Last week I felt great fear.
I met Erin Moran and Stephanie Weir.
Erin starred in Happy Days and Stephanie starred in Mad TV.
They joined forces and beat the hell out of me.
They whooped me because I accidentally called them Stephanie Weird and Erin Moron.
When they got through beating me, most of my teeth were gone.
That ticked me off so I slapped them and told them that they are witches who should be flying on brooms.
They attacked me again and sent me to the emergency room.
I'll never again be able to watch Happy Days or Mad TV.
If you ever meet Moran or Weir, watch what you say to them or you'll go to the hospital like me.
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Comment By: FreeS on April 5, 2007 02:17:52 PM Report
wow man genius again


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