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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: January 20, 2007 14:01:02 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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George Bush has a tiny wiener
My cousin discovered something embarrassing about George Bush when they were in the men's room together.
He lied when he told Bush that he'd keep it a secret forever.
The President has a wiener that is incredibly small.
He has to use a magnifying glass when he urinates because he can't see it at all.
His wiener is so small that it makes a tootsie roll look like a broomstick.
Bush is upset because all of America knows about his tiny dick.
Now that his secret is out, his wife is getting a divorce.
My two inch wiener used to embarrass me  but compared to Bush, I'm hung like a horse.
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