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Date Added: January 19, 2007 16:01:38 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Please Jesus Spear Britney One More Time
So very outragous
Like a train wreck out of control
The girl needs help and lord she needs it quick!
Sucking down acholol and cigarettes
Just like they were cherry soda pop
Going out without any underwear
Calling hos and whores her new best friends
Ignoring her precious baby's cries
Leaving only one plea for her fans to make
Praying in earnest that on deaf ears this chorus of
voices will not fall


Her loneliness is killing her
We must confess
We still believe
With your heavenly guidance
She won't lose her mind
Give her a sign
Oh, please Jesus spear Britney one more time

Kevin Federline's to blame
Such a shame
Earthly lust blinding
White trash pretending to be gold
Hiding a cold, cold heart
If she had't been so low
Dumped by Justin for another blond ho
Then we know that she would have known better
Now all we can do is sing this song
Praying to our father above


Good girl gone bad
Poor lost little lamb
Fame became her ticket to a damm shame
Turning her back
Forgetting what she was once taught
So long ago
She was a very different girl
Now in the mirror of her eyes and ours
There's just no recognizing
This unlucky woman that she's become


If only
Oh yes, lord if you only were there
To support her
To comfort and to protect her
We know
Oh yes we do
Her pop life would turn around
Becoming a whole new, stronger force
She's not an angel, not yet a saint
But if you, lord, would just reach out then maybe
just maybe
She could be a daughter to be proud of again

Oh yes, Jesus please
Hear our last and final plea
Singing our song


2007 Ramona Thompson
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