Last year George Bush was visiting my best friend.
I brought his friendship with the president to an end.
My buddy cooked dinner and he served chitlins.
I puked all over the president when I learned that I was eating pig intestines.
The president took off his suit to have it cleaned and he was mad.
That was the only suit he had.
The only other thing in the house that would fit him was a pink dress.
If you're wondering if it made Bush look like a sissy, the answer is yes.
I took a picture of him and gave it to the press.
It was put in papers all over the country and people laughed at Bush when they saw him in that dress.
Bush was so furious that he swore never to return to this state.
The republicans wanted to shoot me but the democrats thought it was great.