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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 4 Comments
Date Added: January 15, 2007 09:01:56 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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My wife is a vegetarian
My wife is a vegetarian and she's making me be one too.
I crave meat so much that I ate a leather shoe.
Last week my wife got mad when I bought a Big Mac.
She gave it to her german shepherd and he nearly bit my hand off when I tried to get it back.
I'm unhappy because vegetables and fruits are all I've had to eat.
I'd kiss an old hog just to get a little meat.
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Comment By: FreeCandice on May 19, 2007 05:27:13 PM Report

a funny poem this in the good way.  I eat meat so I am not vegetarian

Comment By: FreeSilkinTears on January 18, 2007 10:54:22 AM Report
Very funny. Those vegetarians sure can make meat eaters life hell. lol



Comment By: FreeKaren Marrah on January 15, 2007 12:59:42 PM Report
Now, that was funny. Thanks for brightening my day....


Comment By: PremiumVizualEnsemble on January 15, 2007 09:10:47 AM Report
This is hilarious!! You always make me laugh.

I know I can always come to your site

to get my morning funnies. THANKS!



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