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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: January 05, 2007 09:01:28 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Picking up women
I regretted trying to pick up a woman who was drinking coffee.
I used a line on her and she threw it at me.
It went in my face and on my shirt.
It was scalding hot and it really did hurt.
I made certain that the next lady I tried to pick up didn't have any coffee to throw in my face.
She didn't have coffee but she did have mace.
The next lady I tried to pick up turned out to be married.
I couldn't walk after her husband broke my legs so I had to be carried.
Trying to pick up women is something that I've come to regret.
Now I talk to women online because they can't throw coffee on the internet.
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Comment By: PremiumVizualEnsemble on January 5, 2007 10:44:35 AM Report
You are too funny....I enjoy reading..I know when I read your

writes I will get a laugh everytime. Keep em' coming dear.


Comment By: FreeCandy on January 5, 2007 10:38:18 AM Report
lol very cute!


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