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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: December 29, 2006 10:12:25 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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She poured my beers down the drain
After I got married, I learned that my wife believes it's wrong to drink.
She poured my beers down the drain and that really stinks.
She believes that drinking is a sin.
I told her I'd kick her ass if I ever caught her doing it again.
She kicked my shin and took a fork and jabbed it in my eye.
The eyepatch I wore made everyone laugh and that's no lie.
I just got a glass eye but it was expensive and it keeps falling out too.
Don't laugh guys. The same can happen to you.
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Comment By: FreeKaren Marrah on December 29, 2006 01:05:08 PM Report
Poor guy. Too bad he didn't learn the truth before he married her...LOL. Good write here Randy. Loved it............Karen


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