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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 2 Comments
Date Added: December 21, 2006 11:12:14 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Lizards Lifting Weights

The lizards are lifting weights
Who do they think they are?
I'm the strongest
Of all of them by far.

Their pumping their iron
They think they are all that,
I'm a lot better than they are
And that is a fact.

I can fly 'round all day
And get my daily exercise,
That is what life is like
When you're living the life of a fly.


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Comment By: FreeDamon D. Brewer on December 27, 2006 05:45:35 PM Report

I love your sense of humor Cynthia.  You are one of the few poets that I know that ever use humor in their poetry.  It would have made the poem even better--not that there is anything wrong with it even in a cartoon would be good--if you could find a picture of one lifting weights.  Truly you are one of a kind, and I love this one and all the rest of yours; I just don't get a chance to visit the site often anymore.


Comment By: FreeFLETCHER on December 21, 2006 01:03:36 PM Report
I have never seen a lizard lifting weights LOL
I have seen them doing push-up in the hot sun though!
Fun Write!


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