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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: December 20, 2006 10:12:54 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Molested by a dolphin
I warned my cousin not to swim with that dolphin.
He swam with it anyway but he won't do it again.
I told him the dolphin would molest him just like that dolphin molested Hank Hill.
When my cousin got in the water, he didn't know that the dolphin was looking for a thrill.
He got molested and whenever he thinks about it, he gets ill.
I knew it would happen because I watch King of the Hill.
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Comment By: PremiumPaul on December 21, 2006 10:39:27 AM Report
This is hillarious right from the start, the title, the disclaimer and all the way to the end. Great job


Comment By: PremiumPamela A. Lamppa on December 20, 2006 10:51:29 PM Report
There are some titles that simply beg to be read. :o)  Oh my my my.  This did not disappoint. LOL.  Well done. ~Pam


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