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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: December 17, 2006 12:12:28 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Sore loser
For years my favorite sport was tennis.
But I beat a guy and he became a menace.
He was so mad that he saw red.
He crammed the ball in my mouth and busted his racket over my head.
This man was hateful and quare.
I thought it was over but things didn't end there.
He came to my house one night and was going to do something that was cruel.
He was going to kidnap my dog but he got his balls bit by my pit bull.
My dog had his teeth sank into his balls and he wouldn't let go.
He begged me to get him off but I said no.
I told him I'd get him off if he'd swear never to bother me again.
He said "Okay. You win!"
For the next while his nuts were pretty sore.
My dog sank his teeth so far into the man's balls that he can't father babies anymore.
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