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randy johnson
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December 16, 2006 14:12:19
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Half a worm
While eating an apple, I found half a worm and I vomited on the floor.
My wife had just mopped and she beat me up and I really am sore.
I'll never again but fruit at that produce store
and I've learned not to eat in the house anymore.
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Comment By:
Carmen Ax.
on February 1, 2007 02:14:18 PM
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hahahaha...this Is cute. i like it. awesome job! i think it's going into my favorites. ^_^
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