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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: December 16, 2006 14:12:19 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Half a worm
While eating an apple, I found half a worm and I vomited on the floor.
My wife had just mopped and she beat me up and I really am sore.
I'll never again but fruit at that produce store
and I've learned not to eat in the house anymore.
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Comment By: FreeCarmen Ax. on February 1, 2007 02:14:18 PM Report
hahahaha...this Is cute. i like it. awesome job! i think it's going into my favorites. ^_^


 


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