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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: December 14, 2006 08:12:01 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Four eyes
When I was thirteen, I got a pair of glasses.
People called me four eyes and I kicked their asses.
They thought because I wore glasses, I was a wimp.
When I got done with them, they walked with a limp.
My teacher called me four eyes too and I was appalled.
He was lying on the floor after I used my slingshot to shoot him in the balls.
The principal gave me a swirly in a toilet because my teacher was his son.
Several hours later I scalped him while he was sleeping and he thought I was an indian.
People regretted what they did before.
After I kicked their asses, they didn't make fun of me anymore.
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Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on December 14, 2006 11:23:55 AM Report

Randy: good laugh with my morning coffee --

Lady Dragonwyck


Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on December 14, 2006 09:02:39 AM Report
LOL! This was fun to read, nicely done, Joe


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