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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: December 09, 2006 17:12:17 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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He's a nut
I have a cousin who's an idiot.
Everyone in town wants to kick his butt.
He smokes and drinks through his nose.
He does it wherever he goes.
He sticks a straw up his nose and sucks pepsi down his throat.
He has no friends because he has the table manners of a goat.
He had a cigarette up his nose and it had a big booger on the end of it.
When he offered me a puff of his cigarette, I had a fit.
I gave him a black eye and I shoved a lit cigarette up his ass.
He got a bad burn and it hurts when he passes gas.
He's a moron and a nut.
People love to break their feet off in his butt.
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Comment By: FreeKarl Berry on December 9, 2006 07:54:25 PM Report
this is like real but wild in funnyness kool Patch.....!
Comment By: FreeButterflyDreams on December 9, 2006 05:14:36 PM Report
LOL. Randy very funny poem. Thanks for the laughs.

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