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Author Name: FreeLordofShadows 1 Comments
Date Added: September 15, 2006 02:09:50 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Odd and random advice about a Twisted Faerie Tale land

My son, do not go near the mill pond

The water spirit loves to embrace little boys

If she takes you in her arms

You値l never come home again


Beware of small men with promises

Of spinning hay into gold

For the price of his gift

He値l ask you to service him

The cost is your virginity


Do not stare to long into the mirror

It値l pull you into its shinny world

Leaving behind a double to take your place

While you remain trapped within the sparkling cold


Little children should stay away from little old ladies who live in a shoe

They grow rich from the work of the children

Making clothes and shoes

Working a 14 hour day with no pay!

Be good or your parents just might sell you to her for a sack of rice.


Beware of unexpected gifts

Specially if it痴 a big wooden animal

It might contain sweaty men with swords

Look the gift with in its belly

Your with the night, your blood will flow


Girls watch out for the man behind the curtain

With the help of munchkins he値l have his way with you

Then his helpers will get their pay

They値l turn you into an emerald whore


 Mirror Mirror on the wall

Forgot to tell of murderous intent

The woodsman killed the evil Queen

Ran off with Snow White and Dopy

The magic mirror then married the pretty little hand mirror

The 6 other dwarfs joined a circus and made quite a lot of money

Whistling all the while


Be careful when wishing upon a star

A puppet might just come a live

Then take over the town

Becoming the first wooden Mob boss of Faerie land

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Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on September 16, 2006 04:16:29 PM Report
"Beware of small men with promises
Of spinning hay into gold"


Amen. brother...AMEN!!...Yer pal. len...Good stuff


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