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Author Name: FreeClay 7 Comments
Date Added: August 09, 2006 10:08:55 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I went and bought a rocking chair
I bought it with my welfare
Uncle Fred has fake hair
He bought it with his welfare
And I now have Medicare
It's paid for with welfare
I fell and broke my derriere
I paid my bill with my welfare
I went hunting and killed a bear
I bought my gun with my welfare
I'm living high with more than my share
I owe it all to my welfare
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Comment By: Premiumlionheart on March 13, 2008 08:28:23 AM Report
Sounds like you're a fairin' well on wellfare. Lol

I like this write. lol



Comment By: FreeHenry M. on July 24, 2007 04:18:35 PM Report
This is just too funny!! Seems you have inherited your Mom's twisted sense of humor Clay!   Henry
Comment By: PremiumVizualEnsemble on April 17, 2007 10:12:24 AM Report
Hilarious write!! You come by your

humor honsetly dear. Thanks for the



Comment By: FreeQuiltingLady on April 17, 2007 08:18:06 AM Report
That's strange, we could only buy food with our welfare.  You guys were lucky!  :o) 


Comment By: FreeLukeofHomelandSecurity on August 10, 2006 12:28:08 AM Report
love whitebread, buckshot humor
Comment By: FreeTracy Fletcher on August 9, 2006 08:01:15 PM Report
You obviously got your sense of humor from your mother. LOL
Very funny write Clay.
Your...........Crazy Ohio Aunt Tracy

Comment By: Freeb doneff on August 9, 2006 12:16:06 PM Report
LOL, egads boy, how much they given folks down thar in the state of North Carolinie?? I ain't never got enough to git me any of that thar fake har! lol...this was cute Clay...old moth ball smellin Aunt B,.lol


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