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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 2 Comments
Date Added: July 12, 2006 00:07:19 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Ahoy, Matey!

Ahoy, matey!
Welcome aboard me ship,
Me would have met ye at the airport
But, I've got meself a broken hip.

Me crew, they be drunk
Me parrot's got the shits,
Me wooden leg got caught on a rusty nail
Me woman's got a hairy lip.

I'm sorry to have to tell ye matey
But, ye have to swab the deck,
Me crew have all fallen asleep
Me deckhand has a broken neck.

We all be sore losers
Trying to find me gold,
It's buried out there somewhere
Me'd find it, if me didn't have this cold.


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Comment By: FreeFLETCHER on August 15, 2006 02:00:19 PM Report
This is so very funny  So Creative. Wonderful Write.

Comment By: Freetom on July 12, 2006 12:06:06 AM Report
roflmao that is so cute and funnt Cynthia excellent penning

hugs kisses





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