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Author Name: FreeFLETCH 5 Comments
Date Added: May 10, 2006 17:05:06 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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WHAT IS THAT ANYWAY (WBJimiBlue)

MANY THINK THAT THEY ARE TO BLAME
OTHERS SAY IT'S ME
YOU WILL FIND I AM REPREHENSIBLE
CAST THE BLAME ON ME

I DONT MEAN TO HURT YOU
OR GIVE YOUR TUMMY AN ACHE
YOU SAY I GIVE YOU INTESTINAL MALFUNCTION
 
I SAY GIVE ME A BREAK

 I DO HAVE A DARKER SIDE
SO WHEN I'M NOT CONTENT
YOU WILL FIND 'IM EVIL
OR PLAIN MALEFICIANT


I WENT OUT TO EAT TODAY
IT WOUND UP I HAD TO PAY
NOT BECAUSE YOU WOULD NOT
I'M AN EGOMANIAC ALL THE WAY


I ORDERED THE TUNA
IT WAS A PRETTY SHADE OF GREEN
GAVE THE WORST CASE OF BOTULISM
MY DOCTOR HAS EVER SEEN

I JOINED A CLUB OF JOWLERS
I BEEN JOWLING ALL DAY LONG
YOU MIGHT THINK I AM CRAZY
I CANT SAY YOUR WRONG

MY NECK HURTS SO BAD
IT COMES STRAIGHT FROM MY THROAT
I MUST HAVE CAUGHT ANGINA
 
SO  SPASMATIC BUT I DONT MEAN TO GLOAT


GET YOUR QUINCUNX IN THE CORNER
YOU BETTER DO IT RIGHT AWAY
I AM LEAVING FOR IDAHO 
 
IN FACT I AM LEAVING TODAY


NOBODY ELSE MAY GET IT
BUT I AM A PANJANDRUM ALL THE WAY
MOST OF YOU WILL BE ASKING
WHAT IS THAT ANYWAY

Author's Notes:
THANKS JIM I LOVE WORDBANKS!
reprehensible
intestinal malfunction
maleficent
egomaniac
botulism
jowling
angina
quincunx
Idaho
panjandrum
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeGlata on May 11, 2006 07:57:40 AM Report
Ye gads! OK...YOU WIN! I give up!
LOL loved it!
Glata Bear
Comment By: FreeAngel on May 11, 2006 03:15:22 AM Report
Get your tongue around those blimey Fletch you are the king claps hands in appreciation of your fantastic talent with words.

Amazing

Lov eAngelxx
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on May 10, 2006 11:36:46 PM Report
OMG... YOU TWO ARE JUST A SCREAM!! WHAT MORE CAN BE SAID?? GREAT POEM..
HUGS ~ SHE
Comment By: Freeb doneff on May 10, 2006 09:39:10 PM Report
Oh for crying out loud...if it gets any harder I will resign myself to being forever dumber than dirt and give up! lol..these were hard as heck words, but you got it man, you got it! Barbie
Comment By: FreeHeike on May 10, 2006 06:08:00 PM Report
Jim gave you quite a challenge here, but you mastered it with great skill!
And you gave me the chance to find out that my dictionaries are useless ;-).
~Heike




 


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