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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 2 Comments
Date Added: May 02, 2006 04:05:56 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Guests For Supper

I'm getting guests for supper
They'll be here in a few hours,
The dragon from down the street is coming
Faires are staying home, they have the scours.

Both the King and Queen
Will be dressed in their best attire,
The ogre that lives under the bridge
Lord, I hope he doesn't perspire.

The Unicorns will be here as well
Flying over everyone's head,
I hope they don't run in the castle walls
Wishing they'll land on the grass instead.

The Pixies are leaving their forest home
To be at my supper too,
I hope the giant doesn't fill their chairs
With super sticky crazy glue.

I have to go get ready now
And pretty up my curly hair,
Lord, I hope everything goes well,
Oh damn, where are my polka dotted underwear?


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Comment By: Freetom on May 2, 2006 08:04:34 PM Report
that sounds like a great dinner and with such wonderful guests lol this is great Cythnia thank for the smile
hugs kisses
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on May 2, 2006 01:12:34 PM Report
Gee, this sounds like a normal day.........

Lady D ----


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