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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 4 Comments
Date Added: February 25, 2006 00:02:09 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Toothbrush Horror

After a night's rest
In a dark medicine cabinet,
A bright light shines in his eyes
"SHUT IT OFF, DAGNABBIT!"

"Too early in the morning
For your stinky breath,
Why, just the other day
It knocked me over, scared me to death."

"You go from a toothpaste
That's soothing and cool,
Now, my arse is being burned with cinnamon
What are you thinking? You damn fool!"

"Now, I don't mind
Getting your teeth nice and clean,
But, there are places I can't go
That look filthy and green."

"It would be easier
If you had gaps between ALL your teeth,
Now, turn that damn light off
And let me get back to sleep!"

Feb.26/2006

Author's Notes:

I can't believe I've finally come up with something to write.

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Comments:
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on February 25, 2006 08:55:08 AM Report
DEAR LADY,
THIS IS SO FUNNY.. I THINK WE ALL HAVE BEEN THERE.. CUTE POEM.
~ HUGS ~ SHE
Comment By: FreeJoe Petro on February 25, 2006 06:25:50 AM Report
I will never look at a tooth brush in the same light. Great sense of humor Cindy. jp
Comment By: Freeb doneff on February 25, 2006 05:31:50 AM Report
LOL, well, it's so hard to find good help these days! lol. It probably belongs to the toothbrush union too..no work before seven, must be retired after six months...rules, rules! lol..This was cute Cinderellie, and don't you doubt yourself again! Barbie
Comment By: Freetom on February 25, 2006 03:00:26 AM Report
ROFLMAO THATis so funny you have a great sense of humor and your very witty Cynthia
hugs kisses
tom




 


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