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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 3 Comments
Date Added: January 08, 2006 00:01:07 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I Caught Them
I caught the fairies last night
Sneaking into my house,
Who said they were
As quiet as a mouse?They were quite noisy
As a matter of fact,
They wouldn't shut up
They yacked and yacked.They got into my pots and pans
Were rattling them about,
I stumbled down the stairs
I began to shout."What's with all the rucus?
Why are you being so loud?"
"Just go back to bed, old bag
Our mama said, we's allowed.""Well your mama,
Doesn't have to work in the morning,
I'm going to tell her to come fetch you
And I'll give her a warning.""You go right on ahead
And rat on us, ya fat goof,"
That was the last straw
My temper had hit the roof.I stomped out of the kitchen
Went to the pantry to get my broom,
I started swinging wildly
They all had left the room.Maybe now,
I can get some rest,
Locked my door on the way up the stairs

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Comment By: FreePhoenix on January 8, 2006 02:09:23 PM Report
Pfft...those stupid fairy's...always experimenting with that "fairy dust" of thiers and getting high...makes `em think they own the world, huh?
I bet you in a ninja squirrel/fairy battle...the ninja squirrels (I really should get a round to writing that ninja squirrel attack poem one of these days...) would beat them down like a Navy unit taking on a classroom full of nerds...Gotta side with the loyal minions, ya know?
LoL. Awesomeness!
Comment By: Freetom on January 8, 2006 06:37:41 AM Report
lol are you sure those were fairies and not sprites now those lil sprites are a hand full and noisy as hell lol greaat poem Cynthia
hugs kisses
Comment By: FreeJessie on January 8, 2006 06:15:06 AM Report
lol this is a great write... i believe in fairies myself and they are gorgeous creatures

always Jessie oxoxo


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