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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 2 Comments
Date Added: January 03, 2006 13:01:18 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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My Butt Is Freezing

My butt is freezing
I want my tail feathers back,
My owner ripped them off
With her hand, she did attack.

She shouldn't have opened the door
To my big cage,
I snuck past her
I felt her feelings of rage.

I sit here wishing
My butt was warm,
But my feathers are a missin'
She left me deformed.

Payback, I got her with
I bit her on the finger,
Maybe, next time 'round
She'll learn not, to let me linger.


Author's Notes:

I put myself in the position of Babe (my new budgie). Figured I would have a little fun with what I did to her.

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Comment By: Freelilac on January 3, 2006 07:52:47 PM Report
how funny! thanks for the chuckle today. I needed it!
Comment By: FreeThe Bag Lady on January 3, 2006 05:20:09 PM Report
Cute, cute, cute~!! Poor little fella'~!!But they should grow back~ Fun humor...


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