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Author Name: FreeDamon 4 Comments
Date Added: December 20, 2005 02:12:12 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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The Night Before Christmas
Just before Christmas twas the night.Down through the chimney came Santa--But he was way to fat.In my chimney he got stuck tight.I poured on some oil and down he slid fast--Right in the fire he sat.When he vists next year--I bet he won't be nearly so fat.Merry Christmas Everyone. Ho! Ho! Ho!
Author's Notes:
Just having a little fun at Old St. Nicks Expense. Now what can he do? He hasn't really stopped at my house in years.

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Comment By: FreeMeg on January 16, 2006 09:21:57 PM Report
Ha ha, this brought a smile to my lips, as your writing is apt to do. Well written. Thank you for sharing.
XOXO Cheerios XOXO
Comment By: FreeThe Bag Lady on December 23, 2005 03:14:01 PM Report
Oh, no~! Not dear Santa Claus~!! I feel that you might just get coal in your stocking if he ventures your way again~!
Good fun, Damon....
Margaret...the bag friend
Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on December 23, 2005 07:35:28 AM Report
HAHAHA Damon, you're evil. LOL I loved this. *S* Wind Whisperer
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on December 20, 2005 08:49:21 PM Report


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