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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 5 Comments
Date Added: December 13, 2005 05:12:14 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I Can't Write A Poem

Forget it.
You must be kidding.
I'm too tired.
I need more coffee.
Iáhave to use the bathroom.
I'm very hungry.
I have to go get groceries.
My eyes keep crossing.
I keep making typos.
I have to make a phone call to my friend.
Time's up? Uh oh.
All I have, is a dumb list of excuses.
You like it? Really? No kidding.
Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?


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This was fun to write.

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Comment By: FreeKarl Berry on December 13, 2005 01:07:33 PM Report
Ah, I does tingel with expression! ...nice write....Patch....!
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on December 13, 2005 11:46:03 AM Report
Now that I have picked myself up off the floor and calmed my furry-fuzzies down from my LAUGHING LAUGHING and oh yes LAUGHING...........

Lady Dragonwyck -- knows this "song" all too well
Comment By: FreeSandy J Hradil on December 13, 2005 10:53:19 AM Report
Ah hah that was fun.............but dang this is my life story............lmao!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment By: FreePhoenix on December 13, 2005 09:11:03 AM Report
Pathya Vat? Huitian? Lune?
Okay you gotta be making these up now...

Ah, this is a great bit of humor. Nothing like writing and a poem about not being able to write a poem.
Comment By: Freeb doneff on December 13, 2005 06:47:58 AM Report
Hey, I know this song...da da dee dee ta do...fix the dinner, wash the clothes..write three lines, now where'd the idea go? Take me to school, write another line, maybe I'll get this finished, before it's breakfast time..doodley do dee do..hmmm...cute C., very cute. B.


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