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Author Name: FreeFLETCH 3 Comments
Date Added: December 09, 2005 23:12:08 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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PUT THE CAMEL AWAY

SEEMS SO HARD TO JUST GET BY
LOOKING THAT CAMEL IN THE EYE
WELL JUST BETWEEN YOU AND I
ONE MORE DAY WONT MAKE ME DIE

CALL IT A CAMEL IT'S THE LACK OF SEX
YOU CAN'T COUNT TOYS OR FUN OBJECTS
IT'S TO BE ALONE IN ALL ASPECTS
IT'S IN OUR LOINS THAT IT EFFECTS

IF I HAD MY CHOICE I WOULD NOT GO A DAY
I REJOICE TO PUT THAT CAMEL AWAY
ONE MORE THING THAT I WILL SAY
WHEN I GET HOME I'M GOING TO HAVE MY WAY

TOGETHER AGAIN TO PUT THE CAMEL AWAY
I WILL BE YELLING HIP HIP HURRAY
YOU MAY NOT WALK BY THE END OF THE DAY
YOU WILL BE SMILING ALL THE WAY

Author's Notes:
THE CAMEL THING STARTED WITH A FRIEND OF OURS WHO WENT A LONG TIME WITHOUT HAVING SEX. WE STARTED CALLING HIM A CAMEL! NOW EVERY TIME I GO A FEW HOURS WITHOUT MY WIFE I FEEL LIKE THE CAMEL MYSELF. LOL
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeTracy Fletcher on December 10, 2005 09:18:55 AM Report
OMG You are too funny Honey. You had me cracking up laughing. You poor baby, I will take care of your camel problem when you get home. Just one question have you started to grow humps yet.(LOL) I LOVE YOU!!!
Love...........Your Wife and Brat Tracy
Comment By: FreeAngel on December 10, 2005 08:31:22 AM Report
Now I did not know at first if it was a ciggy lol. Sex what you like Fletch Tracey will love this one

Wonderful love and hugs to you all

Love Angelxx
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on December 9, 2005 11:22:12 PM Report
WOW---THIS IS A SCREAM!! TRACE WILL LOVE THIS... SO THE CAMEL IS THE STORY HERE!! HOW CUTE MY FRIEND... LOVE YA! ~ SHE




 


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