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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 2 Comments
Date Added: November 24, 2005 07:11:06 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Santa Gets Caught On The Christmas Lights

Santa gets caught
On the Christmas lights,
His eyes fill
With terrible fright.

He runs out the door
And forgets his hat,
While dad chases him
With a baseball bat.


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Comment By: FreeFLETCHER on November 24, 2005 05:28:36 PM Report
Batter up!!! Run Santa Run! Great one!
Yours ....Fletch
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on November 24, 2005 10:48:46 AM Report


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