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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 2 Comments
Date Added: November 09, 2005 06:11:18 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Shenanigans

I went strolling
Through the outback one day,
I walked up to a kangaroo
And kicked him in the leg.

The kookaburra that kept
Laughing at me?
I tied his feet together
And hung him from the eucalyptus tree.

You can call me a nutter
Call me what you will,
I have a few shenanigans
Left to do still.

That dang dingo
That always followed me?
I kicked him in the crotch
Left him on his knees.

The kangaroo I was
Never going to be friends with again?
I caught up to him too
And clubbed him over the head with a boomerang.

I still haven't found
The outhouse in the bush,
I still gotta go poop
And me knickers are still stuck in me tush.

Sept.17/2004

Author's Notes:

In order to understand this one, you have to read "Searching For The Outhouse" and "Kangaroo With A Boomerang."

http://www.creative-poems.com/poem.php?id=168437

http://www.creative-poems.com/poem.php?id=167061

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Comments:
Comment By: FreeFLETCHER on November 9, 2005 11:24:31 PM Report
this is indeed a classic!
Thanks for the laughs
Yours ....Fletch
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on November 9, 2005 10:43:03 AM Report
WONDERFUL POEM LADY((SMILES)) ~ SHE




 


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