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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 2 Comments
Date Added: October 03, 2005 18:10:17 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Stupid Old Man (Limerick)

There once was an old man with a cat
Who always thought it was his warm hat,
He went outside one day
His warm hat blew away
Replaced his cat, with his warm doormat.


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Comment By: FreeFLETCHER on October 4, 2005 01:39:58 PM Report
I am rolling!
Very Fun Write!
Comment By: FreeRebeca Weiss on October 3, 2005 06:52:28 PM Report
Lol! I love it! it reminds me of The Man From Peru! great job!


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