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Author Name: FreeDamon 7 Comments
Date Added: August 04, 2005 02:08:48 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Man vs. Machine
Computers are no friend to me.I like them, but they don't like me.I turn mine on--Everything goes wrong.It is almost as if I can see--It standing there laughing at me.I gently stroke it--I talk to it lovingly.It sits and stares back at me.Then it laughs with glee.Sometimes I think--I am winning.But know that can never be.That machine--it's smarter than me.Its lights flicker and blink.I can hear it there in computer-land.It whirls--it is in its own little world.It knows it will win--For I am merely a man
Author's Notes:
This is probably true, but it is wrote all in fun. I hope that you all enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
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Comment By: FreeMeg on January 16, 2006 09:07:02 PM Report
Ooh I looooove it! Heaven knows computers are dreadful things--save for poetry forums and typing all that lovely homework I get--well, mine is still no friend of mine. Too argumentative:) Thanks for sharing this, friend.
XOXO Cheerios XOXO
Comment By: FreeMike on September 13, 2005 12:41:12 AM Report
haha alright. ive smacked my computer around before...but its much like punching a drunk guy for being stupid...pointless, and its not going to matter
Comment By: FreeLynne on August 5, 2005 04:42:32 PM Report
Yes, now I can totally relate to this as my puter and I have this love hate relationship. Great write Damon, Very enjoyable.
Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on August 4, 2005 08:30:05 PM Report
Damon, I so know the feeling oh too well. LOL Great write. Don't let it beat you down. :o) *S* Wind Whisperer
Comment By: FreeThe Bag Lady on August 4, 2005 11:36:21 AM Report
Damon.....Computers are in a secret society all their own, I believe~ Always coniving to ruin our day~ Kewl write...
Comment By: FreeSamantha Firefly on August 4, 2005 05:28:11 AM Report
LOL! This is cute. Computers are weird machines. But they wouldn't exist if men hadn't invented them.
Comment By: Free.. ..Pocket Monster.. .. on August 4, 2005 03:19:04 AM Report
that can really seem true most of the time, you just have to take a lil time and realize that only the people in your household will take proper care of your computer. so then u learn more and more. yeah. cool


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