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Author Name: ModeratorJillian Alexis 3 Comments
Date Added: July 30, 2005 20:07:52 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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~MY TINY PUPPY~ (Monorhyme)
I have a dog, that is truly insane;
but all in all, I love her the same.
She does a few tricks, and knows her own name;
she is spoiled rotten, am I to blame?
This dog is retarted, and so very crazed;
but Therapy would cost me, an arm and a leg.
She thinks I'm her Mother, I can't tell her I ain't;
can't she see that I, do not walk on four legs?
Our eye color, isn't even the same;
and she wears a fur coat, in the middle of May.
One Hundred pounds of muscle, does this big baby weigh;
and smack dab on me, she loves to lay.
I spread out, like a giganic pancake;
but I still love her dearly, that silly fruitcake.

Author's Notes:
This is all true. Her name is Ebony, and she won't allow anyone, not even my own Husband to get near me. She is jealous and has some major problems upstairs, if u know what I mean. Talk about your' wake up call, it doesn't take me long to get up in the mornings. She runs and jumps right on top of me. All 100 lbs. of her. But, she is my baby.
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Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on August 12, 2005 08:36:57 PM Report
Awwww. This is cute Jill. What kind of dog is she? *S* Wind Whisperer
Comment By: PremiumLindaM on July 31, 2005 12:02:26 AM Report
This is so cute and as a dog lover myself
I can relate to being 'mommy' to them.
I spoiled my little yorkie so much that
she too thought she was human. She died
last year at 13 yrs old and it broke my
heart. Go ahead and spoil your 'baby'
rotten and enjoy every minute of it.
Comment By: FreeTracy Fletcher on July 30, 2005 11:00:26 PM Report
Reminds me of Rex. Our dogs are both insane, maybe they're related like we are. They can be so funny at times, but how can we not love them. They are our big overgrown babies and yes it is our fault they are spoiled, just ask our husbands.(LOL) Cute write Jillian.
Love Ya Sis...............Tracy


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