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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 3 Comments
Date Added: July 09, 2005 22:07:12 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Peeping Bluejay

Is there no privacy
In this world today?

I'm trying to have
Time to myself in the bathroom,
When all of a sudden,
I hear a scratching sound
At my bathroom window.

I looed over
And there was a Bluejay
Perched upon the window sill.

I was sitting there
Wondering if it had
Got a wiff of the
Strawberry Essence shampoo.

It started pecking
At my frosted up window.

"What do you want
You stupid bird?"

Maybe it needed
To use the toilet too.


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Comment By: FreeCathy on July 17, 2005 08:43:39 PM Report
lol did you ask it lol excellent poem here with a funny twist love it. So very cute and wonderful
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on July 10, 2005 09:00:41 AM Report
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on July 9, 2005 11:19:34 PM Report
Now I have never had that happen. But there are some very friendly tree frogs around my house.

Lady Dragonwyck


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